Kim Jong Il: Even Better than Tebow

Kim Jong Il: Even Better than Tebow December 26, 2011

If you think Tim Tebow performs miraculous feats, wait till you hear some of the things Kim John Il did according to the state-run media in North Korea. Gawker has a list of the ten best.

1. North Korean schools teach children that Jong-il’s birth was “supernatural.” He was born in a log cabin inside a secret base on the sacred Mt. Paekdu, the story goes, and his arrival was accompanied by the apparition of a new star. The seasons then spontaneously changed from winter to spring, and a double-rainbow appeared, followed by a talking iceberg. (Western accounts say he was born in a guerrilla camp in Russia.) …

3. State textbooks claim Jong-il does not produce urine or feces

4. Jong-il long claimed to be the world’s greatest golfer. In 1994, Pyongyang media reported that he shot 38 under par on a regulation 18-hole golf course, including 5 holes in one.

Impressive guy.

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