Dumbass Quote of the Day

Dumbass Quote of the Day July 17, 2012

Linda Nelson has a lot of letters after her name. Her bio: “CHom, NCTMB, is a member of NASH, NCH, AMTA. Linda graduated from Homeopathy School of Colorado, which is now Homeopathy School International.” Which explains why she’s saying staggeringly stupid things like this:

Have you been struggling with chronic problems over the years and nothing seems to be getting any better? This is where the beauty of homeopathy excels; however, you have to have the patience to work with a qualified Classical Homeopathic Practitioner who has years of experience…

The best way to find your constitutional remedy is to have a thorough intake visit to see which remedy most resembles your body, emotions and mental picture.

You could use that to fertilize a garden. And there’s more:

This is when homeopathy works so well because it is not one remedy for everyone it is for you specifically and your symptom picture which encompasses your mental, emotional and physical situation. Let me give you a few examples: Your immune system is low and you keep manifesting cysts, polyps, tumors, herpes outbreaks, etc., and you are wondering where all this is coming from since your sex life has been limited.

These symptoms may not be coming from you and your life experiences, they may be coming from your family history that no one wanted to talk about because it was too embarrassing. We also need to remember two things: Males rarely show symptoms of Chlamydia and Chlamydia is on the rise nationwide. One of the remedies that we have to look at is Chlamydium which is taken from a person who has Chlamydia. Why would we want to put such a horrible disease into our body? The body will kick out the disease that is vibrating at a lower vibration to help balance itself. This is the same theory as vaccinations.

Uh, no. It’s not. One would have to be either deluded or a con (wo)man to talk about diseases “vibrating at a lower vibration.”

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