Gordo: Obama Controlled by 50 Demons

Gordo: Obama Controlled by 50 Demons October 15, 2012

Wow. Just when you think disgraced and dishonest former Navy chaplain Gordon Klingenschmitt has hit rock bottom, he grabs a shovel and starts to tunnel. If you give him money, he’ll send you a little booklet he wrote about how he used his “spiritual discernment” to determine that President Obama is controlled by 50 demons.

According to Klingenschmitt’s email alert about his offer, the book “has the power to awaken Church voters!” Among other things, the book examines:

–How to operate in the spiritual gift of discerning of spirits? (read Chapter 1 of the book.)

–Whether it is possible for a self-proclaimed Christian like President Barack H. Obama to be ruled by demons? (read page 29 of the book.)

–What the Bible says about how to see demons? (read p. 39).

–Whether President Obama is personally ruled by 50 demons?

All these answers are given specifically, just read Chapters 3 & 4, which apply my own PhD-level theological method to my friend Historian David Barton’s analysis of real-world events from 2009 to 2012.

Okay, “PhD-level theological method” may be the funniest phrase ever uttered. Hilarious. He spells it out specifically:

My new book explains how YOU can receive the gift/ability to see the spirits! Not only that, it reveals 50 hidden demons ruling the heart of the 44th President of the United States, Barack H. Obama.

Am I saying Obama is demon-possessed? No. (see page 12 of the book.)

Am I saying Obama has been ruled, at different times, but up to 50 different evil spirits, as historically proven by his words and deeds? Yes.

The phrase “fucking nuts” seems a bit too mild here.

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