Wingnuts Can Read Obama’s Mind

Wingnuts Can Read Obama’s Mind October 19, 2012

Wow, just when you thought the wingnuts had hid rock bottom on just how insane they could be in their attacks on President Obama, they up the ante again. Now the Worldnutdaily is quoting an “expert” who claims that if you read between the lines of Obama’s recent speech at the UN, you can detect him admitting that he isn’t eligible to be president.

A psychiatrist and forensic profiler who decoded O.J. Simpson’s “suicide note,” deciphered the JonBenet Ramsey ransom note and worked on the Natalee Holloway murder case now has analyzed the United Nations speech by Barack Obama and says the president confessed he’s ineligible for the Oval Office and told Americans they must use the Constitution to solve the problem.

Andrew G. Hodges, M.D., author of “The Obama Confession: Secret Fear, Secret Fury,” at the suggestion of WND examined Obama’s Sept. 25 address at the U.N. and offered his analysis.

He uses a unique psycholinguistic technique he calls “ThoughtPrint Decoding” to “read between the lines” of people’s statements – called “the cutting-edge of forensic science” by expert investigators.

By the way, WND is here caught plagiarizing yet again. That last sentence was taken directly from the Amazon page for Hodges’ book on the same subject:

Using a unique psycholinguistic technique he calls “ThoughtPrint Decoding” to “read between the lines” of people’s statements–called “the cutting-edge of forensic science” by expert investigators–Hodges ultimately discovers the truth.

Seriously, they can’t even be bothered to reword it a little bit, they just cut and paste. But wait till you hear Hodges’ awesomely idiotic argument:

Hodges says in his analysis of Obama’s U.N. address that the president “continues to reference attacks on America and our Constitution.”

Obama said in the speech: “The attacks on our civilians … were attacks on America … we will be relentless in tracking down the killers and bringing them to justice.”

Hodges writes that Obama “again confesses his illegal presidency was an attack upon America, upon justice. So he promises to relentlessly track down his symbolic killing – destruction of – the Constitution.”

Obama said “the attacks of the last two weeks are not simply an assault on America. They are also an assault on the very ideals upon which the United [States] was founded.

Here, Hodges writes, Obama is “once more alluding to his constitutional attack. He can’t say it enough.”

Obama further stated the “answer is enshrined in our laws: our Constitution … yet we do not ban blasphemy against our most sacred beliefs. Moreover, as president of our country, I [accept that people are going to] call me awful things every day.”

Hodges says Obama “unconsciously reminds us that no one has confronted his blasphemy as a false president flaunting our most sacred beliefs — even as he calls his deed ‘awful.’ Obama’s succinct answer to his illegal presidency: enforce the Constitution.”

Wow. Seriously, just wow. This guy is a psychiatrist, for fuck’s sake. And obviously a complete fraud. There simply is no limit to how stupid and crazy these people can be. None whatsoever.

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