Rios Uncovers Important Conspiracy

Rios Uncovers Important Conspiracy December 26, 2012

A new front has been opened in the War on Christmas and the American Family Association’s Sandy Rios has sniffed it out. Those sneaky Democrats have been pushing important legislative battles in Congress at Christmas time to distract people from the baby Jesus:

It’s interesting how the left pushes this stuff, so much of this always comes down to Christmas. Remember last year, the Obamacare bill? They kept members of Congress debating on Christmas Eve, you know they have no concern, no real concern about what this season means to people because it doesn’t mean much to them. Other than just a family holiday, I don’t think they understand; there’s no reverence for it. So they voted Christmas Eve last year for Obamacare. Now interestingly enough the same tactic is being employed in Illinois in a very different way. When we come back in January we will discuss this. Suddenly, as of last Friday, gay activists in Illinois want homosexual marriage in Illinois, they want it. So it looks like a vote will take place, are you ready? Sometime between January 2nd and 9th. So pro-family forces are trying to gear up, guess what time of year this is? Guess what weekend this is? The weekend before Christmas when churches are doing special programs, music, pastors are preparing profound sermons as an outreach to the community; this is what Christian people who care about Christmas being the same ones who are concerned about implementing homosexual marriage. This is how they win their battles.

Damn. And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those pesky wingnuts.

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  • Ellie

    How does Rios feel about McDonald’s being open on Christmas with employees receiving no overtime pay?

  • Jesus? Who?

    (I tried that on someone the other day and their brains exploded. It was great.)

  • iangould

    Jesus? The bag boy down at the Safeway? what’s so special about his birthday?

  • Larry

    And those damned great malls of satan, advertising sales of shiny baubles that attract the wandering eyes of the flock, making them ignore the pastor’s profound sermons in favor of buying stuff.

    Oh, the humanity!!11!! The left is evil, I tells ya! Evil!

  • thisisaturingtest

    Well, if these folks just cannot do a little bit of multi-tasking, if they really can only think about one thing at a time, I guess they’ll have to make a decision as to what’s more important to them. Must be tough to be a binary brain.

  • dontpanic

    When did the holiday season get extended through Jan 9th? And, “suddenly” with the marriage equality? Really? Hasn’t that been a big theme all year?

    This is the same technique used in the gun control realm: “too close to event X”. To the point where there is no “appropriate” window of opportunity.

  • DaveL

    Sandy Rios: Jesus Less Interesting Than Congressional Debates.

  • John Hinkle

    C’mon. You don’t even have to own a copy of the Homosexual Agenda to predict they’d pull stunt like ramming marriage equality down our throats during their enemy’s holiday. Now take a lesson from the Homosexual Playbook and try ramming a marriage discrimination bill through the Illinois legislature during their Savior’s birthday. I’m sure you can find Obama’s birthday somewhere on the Internet. Or Darwin’s. Either will work.

  • Randomfactor

    The NERVE of those Democrats, taking steps to help sick people on a holy day. Jesus would never have done that!

  • I thought they picked Christmastime because Christmas is the gayest holiday (“don we now our gay apparel”). I know others might pick Halloween, but Christmas is way over the top and eats Halloween for breakfast.

  • Die Anyway

    So if I understand that right, all Democrats are atheists. It’s great to know that our ranks have grown significantly.

  • Nick Gotts (formerly KG)

    So it looks like a vote will take place, are you ready? Sometime between January 2nd and 9th.

    Ah – so your point is that they considerately waited until the holiday’s over?

  • hunter

    If the good Christian teabaggers in Congress would do what’s right to begin with, they wouldn’t have to work through the holidays.

    And marriage equality in Illinois has been ongoing for a couple of years — it would take someone as clueless as Sandy Rios to get worked up about it at the last minute.

  • grumpyoldfart

    I think Rios is going a little bit potty in the head. Earlier this year she complained that colleges girls were having unlicensed (!?) sex and that contraception pills made a 14 year old girl pregnant.