July is Heterosexual Awareness Month

July is Heterosexual Awareness Month January 19, 2013

Here’s something I didn’t know existed (and doesn’t, really, except in the minds of bigoted assholes): Heterosexual Awareness Month. It’s in July (not to be confused with Straight Pride Month, which is November). And it has a Facebook group that shows quite clearly that it’s just another example of anti-gay bigotry. Here’s a meme they’ve released:


And from the about page:

The mission of Heterosexual Awareness Month is to educate the world, commemorate our heritage, celebrate our culture, and liberate our people.

Heterosexual Awareness Month is a month-long annual observance of straight people, and the growing struggle of the rights and related civil rights put in jeopardy…

To stop heterophobia, protect marriage and promote heterosexual lifestyle, tradition and culture.

Help, help, I’m being repressed! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

And some gems from their Facebook status updates:

Among all the liberal belief systems, the homosexual ideology is the most self-centered or selfish – unlike the vast charity performed by heterosexuals, homosexual charity can be considered an oxymoron…

Leave your flannel shirts, mullets and Birkenstocks at the door, we are celebrating heterosexuality…

Heterosexuality has served humanity very well for thousands of years. Don’t hate us for being pro-humanity. We didn’t create the rules. We just follow them…

Leave your lisp at the door, we are celebrating heterosexuality…

Heterosexuals, by their very nature, promote systemic order and a civilized society centered around the basic family unit. There is a reason why only males and females can naturally reproduce. Heterosexuality is normal. Everything else is an aberration despite pathetic attempts to redefine words, concepts and human relationships…

I don’t hate your ‘kind’ but, my goodness you all disgust me. Time to straighten up!…

It’s 2013 if you are not hetero – SHAME ON YOU

The whole thing is so stupid that you have to wonder if it’s all a Poe.

"The Qur'an demands nothing of the sort, which you would know if you had any ..."

Disagreeing with Seth Andrews: Islamophobia is ..."
"If you are fond of programming, then I would like to advise you an excellent ..."

A Modern Day Plato?
"March Madness again....and missing Ed's basketball love and wisdom...... :-("

Saying Goodbye for the Last Time

Browse Our Archives