Swanson’s Most Absurd Prediction Yet
Swanson’s Most Absurd Prediction Yet
February 4, 2013
I’m accustomed to reading, and reporting, the bizarre and paranoid predictions from the Christian right, and Kevin Swanson is one of the most ridiculous of them all. But his
latest bit of stupid is inane even by his own lofty standards: homeschooled children will be taken from their parents and given to NAMBLA.
Swanson: You need to understand the agenda here. What’s happening is they want homosexuals to be able to be involved in adoption and foster care as much anybody else. So picture a nice little homeschool family, just trying to do the right thing. An anonymous tip comes in, social services swoops in, they grab the kids in the year 2022 and the kids get remanded into a home with homosexuals and these particular homosexuals happen to be tied into NAMBLA and other things. You know what’s going to happen. There will be proper indoctrination into a certain kind of worldview, shall we say.
Damn it, he’s figured out the plan. And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those pesky wingnuts.
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