Dean Chambers Hearts Kevin DuJan

Dean Chambers Hearts Kevin DuJan May 29, 2013

If you’ve been reading my blog for any period of time, you could be forgiven for thinking that the loony right had hit bottom, that they couldn’t possibly get any worse. Think again. Wait till you see this bizarre bit of speculation from Kevin DuJan, a self-declared Christian conservative gay man whose goal seems to be to make Alan Keyes and Michael Savage seem sane by comparison. Guess where he thinks Obama was the night of the Benghazi attack? Doing coke and having gay sex.

He notes that Obama learned about the attack in Benghazi sometime between 5 and 6 pm, while he was meeting with Defense Secretary Leon Panetta and Gen. Martin Dempsey of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and then he was on the phone with Hillary Clinton at 10 pm. That missing four hours prompts this astonishing speculation:

If you’ve ever known anyone who is a drug addict, you’d see it’s obvious that Barack Obama was high on cocaine the night of Benghazi; it is the only logical explanation for his disappearance and the White House’s refusal to comment on what he was doing at the time. Since this was a night of great crisis for our country, the only logical reason that the White House won’t explain where the president was is if this man was high as a kite on illegal narcotics at the time.

Lowry did a great job in his article fleshing out the last time Obama was seen on September 11th of last year…and then noting when he reappeared again the next day, briefly, before jetting off to fabulous Las Vegas for a fun-and-games fundraiser event he had scheduled there (where, it also should be noted, not only Chippendales but also Thunder From Down Under male revues are regularly held…which certainly establishes the appeal of heading to Las Vegas instead of managing a national crisis back in Washington for this particular president)…

After reading Lowry’s article, my good friend Justine in California emailed me to ask whether I thought Obama was having sex with Reggie Love during the “missing hours” and if that’s where he was. Justine was an actress and model in Los Angeles back in the late-1970s and ran in the same circles as friends of closeted gay men like Rock Hudson…so her first instinct with Obama and Benghazi is that he and Reggie Love were getting at it and Obama didn’t want to be disturbed.

Wow. Such compelling evidence. An anonymous 1970s Hollywood party girl knew someone who had gay sex and is sure that Obama was doing that too. Clearly this is exhibit #1 in any court case.

I think Obama doing cocaine is a much better explanation for his missing hours, simply because at his age and with all the men he’s been with it’s not like he couldn’t just stop romancing Reggie for a little bit…and then get back to it when they were in Vegas…

The timeline Lowry fleshed out perfectly fits a scenario where Barack Obama retired to his private quarters (perhaps with Reggie Love…or maybe one of the other low-ranking young men who are forever suspiciously palling around with this president, unlike any president before him) sometime around 6pm EST or so on 9/11/12. He then seems to have taken drugs (which I believe most likely involved cocaine). Hillary Clinton either showed up to kill his buzz or she kept calling on the phone over and over again until he answered at 10pm. I’m sure he hung up on her as fast as he could, because the woman scares him (and no doubt scolds his sorry ass every chance she gets)…

Since the White House deliberately is insisting that it’s “irrelevant” where Obama was during those missing hours that Lowry has asked about, we must assume I’m correct and the President of the United States was incapacitated from heavy narcotics use.

Should I bother to note that Reggie Love left his job at the White House during Obama’s first term and is now in grad school in Pennsylvania? Oh, why bother. It won’t do any good. Exactly how stupid or delusional would one have to be to believe this speculation and consider it credible? As stupid and delusional as Dean Chambers, who breathlessly quotes from the article as though it were something other than baseless speculation. So perhaps Chambers should prove to us that he wasn’t having sex with a goat during any given four hour period in the last few years. We have precisely the same amount of evidence for that claim as we do for this one, which is none at all.

By the way, DuJan was the guy who wrote just before the election:

There will be false exit polling coming in…with talking heads making up lies all day…and the whole point of all of it is just to freak you out. Freak you out and make you so crippling with frost-fingered fear that you can’t function on Tuesday and won’t be able to go out and vote or help other Romney voters vote. That is the point of all this propaganda.

You are too smart to fall for any of it…

I’m actually going to be watching MSNBC all day on Tuesday, from about 10am CST until the results are called later in the night. I’m going to treat it like the live stream transcripts I did of the presidential debates and will keep track of all the propaganda and lies that MSNBC tells people. This is the only time in my life that I will ever encourage people to watch MSNBC, but I am doing this because I want to see the meltdown that happens over there. I have been waiting for this for FOUR YEARS now. I expect it to look something like this when everyone in MSNBC studios realizes that Barack Obama is going to lose and the entire Regime of the Left is collapsing…

Tomorrow I am going to get the biggest honey-baked ham they have at the store. And I am going to eat delicious honey-baked ham all day on Tuesday. My friend Cecile in Michigan sent me two cases of Vernors and I’ll be drinking that as I watch MSNBC implode and panic. Justin’s going to be be out poll-watching with some other friends of ours, but I will be here manning the live stream coverage and making sure that it’s documented for history just how badly the Ministry of Truth behaved on Election Day…and how they melted into puddles of pure FREAK OUT when the state results rolled in.

I’ll also be watching several lefties on Facebook to monitor what the average Obama cultist is thinking as we get closer to Mitt Romney becoming out 45th president. It’s going to be marvelous seeing them all realize Nate Silver was lying to them and that there is in actuality a 0% of Obama being reelected. And there always has been, ever since Obamacare passed the House on March 21st, 2010.

So take that for what it’s worth.

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