Bradlee Dean Tries to Square the Circle

Bradlee Dean Tries to Square the Circle October 29, 2013

Is there anything more ridiculous than watching wingnuts claim simultaneously that President Obama is establishing a gay dictatorship and turning America into a Muslim country with Sharia law? Bradlee Dean, who has claimed that Obama was secretly gay himself, ties himself in knots trying to make both arguments.

“Rep. Keith Ellison, D-Minn., a third-term congressman and a co-chair of the Congressional Progressive Caucus. On the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, and Transgender Rights page on his House website, Ellison notes that he is ‘proud to be vice-chair of the Congressional Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Caucus.’”

– ThinkProgress

This last week, the radical Muslim congressman, Keith Ellison, was again proud to be named the vice-chairman of the Congressional LGBT Caucus.

Yes, Ellison is a pro-gay rights radical Muslim. He’s also purple and invisible at the same time. And a very tall short person too.

Speaking of extremes, why is it that the Muslims have yet to be called into question by the radical homosexual communities concerning the Muslims’ call for the execution of the homosexuals?

Yet, the radical homosexuals will attack anyone that stands up against their abominable lifestyles by warning them of their sins before a just and holy God in preservation of their life and their souls (Ezekiel 3:18). Just ask Rachel Maddow who attacks my ministry for warning the homosexuals that the radical Muslims are calling for their executions.

Now that’s funny. We don’t have to ask Rachel Maddow, we can ask Bradlee Dean. Here’s how he “warned” homosexuals that radical Muslims — you know, like Keith Ellison, who is pro-equality — want to kill them:

“Muslims are calling for the executions of homosexuals in America. This just shows you they themselves are upholding the laws that are even in the Bible of the Judeo-Christian God, but they seem to be more moral than even the American Christians do, because these people are livid about enforcing their laws. They know homosexuality is an abomination.”…

“They are very conservative,” he said. “They sentence people for crimes against nature.”

Frontman Bradlee Dean added, “They are very moral; they uphold the laws.”

McMillian continued, “We have got countries all over the world that are standing for what’s right and what’s wrong. In Rwanda, there’s legislation right now that repeat offenders of homosexuality will spend their life in prison.”

“Yes!” interjected Dean.

“Because they love and value life and they love and value that which God gave,” said McMillian. “And so they enforce laws against that which destroys life which again is crimes against nature.”

Yep, that’s how you “warn” gay people that Muslims want to kill them, by praising those people as “very moral,” in fact “more moral than even the American Christians” because they want to kill gay people.

So for those who are scoring at home: Keith Ellison, the vice-chair of the House LGBT Caucus who favors equal rights for gay people, is “radical Muslim” who wants to enforce Sharia law; Bradlee Dean, who praises those radical Muslims who want to kill gay people under Sharia law and calls them “very moral” is a God-fearing, patriotic American Christian who just loves freedom and stuff.

Oh, and he had to throw in a fake quote at the end:

One might want to take the time and ask Keith Ellison how he reconciles his radical ideology with that of our Founding Fathers:

“Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people (under the umbrella of Christianity). It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.”

– John Adams, second president of the United States

The part in parentheses are a complete fiction. John Adams did not say that. Oh, and he has one last nugget of stupidity to offer:

Taking it another step, look at who President Barrack Hussein Obama and this current administration have appointed to key positions in government–over 225 homosexuals. Talk about discrimination towards heterosexuals.

I know, right? Every time a gay person gets a job, a straight person has obviously been discriminated against. But that’s exactly what a radical Muslim who wants Sharia law would do, he’d appoint lots of gay people to government positions — the same government he allegedly wants to put gay people to death. It’s like Dean drinks in reality through a silly straw.

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