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It’s So Hard to Be Todd Starnes

It’s So Hard to Be Todd Starnes February 12, 2014

Poor Todd Starnes. Fox News’ full-time senior reporter in charge of lying is mighty upset about defensive end Michael Sam coming out as gay before the NFL draft. Why, the knowledge that there is a gay person on the field is absolutely going to ruin his enjoyment of football.

I owe all of you a massive apology. I thought the Olympics was about athletic competition – not advancing a cultural agenda. I was wrong.

I thought the NFL was about football – not advancing a cultural agenda. I was wrong.

I should’ve learned my lesson after the Rose Bowl Parade and the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

It’s all about advancing a cultural agenda — no matter the cost.

We are no longer allowed to have fun and enjoy sports or entertainment programs. How sad.

Really, Todd? The mere knowledge that one of the dozens of players in a football game is gay is enough to destroy your ability to “have fun and enjoy sports”? That’s kind of pathetic and deranged.

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