‘Coach’ Dave Goes All Facebook Passive Aggressive

‘Coach’ Dave Goes All Facebook Passive Aggressive May 26, 2014

There are few things in life more irritating to me than those Facebook memes that say something like “I bet 99% of my friends won’t share this; I’ll be watching to see who does.” Fuck you and your passive aggressive bullshit. “Coach” Dave Daubenmire decided to start out a column on his website with this kind of idiocy:

I doubt if this commentary will get “shared” by most who read it. It is part of the “collateral damage” of today’s thought-phobia.

But I hear the “amens” from those of you who share my “bigotry” against the anti-Christian bigots. There are thousands of you who agree with me. But you won’t say so. At least not to others. And you certainly won’t “share” it on to your “lists” because of some wussies that you are afraid might be offended.

That’s always a good idea, start out by insulting your readers.

Look at the Progressive Democrats that are currently riding herd on the American culture. If they lived in your neighborhood, where the “real” Americans live, would any of them have any qualities that would cause you to peek out from behind the curtains when they drove by?

Hillary Clinton? Nancy Pelosi? Harry Reid? What about Dick Durbin, Chuck Shumer, John Kerry, or Debbie Whats-in-her-mouth Shultz? Are you kidding me? Sergeant Shultz from Hogan’s Heroes knows more than they do and he was constantly telling us “I know nothing…” Seems to me that is the same position that President Homobama has carved out…

Women don’t like bossy men the experts like to tell us. So to counter that image, they feed us bossy women and gelded men. Is it me, or does your mind scream “lesbian” when you see Hillary?

Gosh, I can’t imagine why people wouldn’t want to share such brilliant thoughts as this. I know I’m more than happy to do so.

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