Intrepid demon hunter and weapons-grade idiot Gordon Klingenschmitt is now the Republican nominee for House District 15 in the Colorado House of Representatives. He beat his opponent by about 350 votes, which makes you wonder what the hell is happening in that district. As Right Wing Watch put it:
Not to mention his amazing ability to discern demons in people he’s never met (not that it would be more credible if he identified demons in people he had met). And he needs some money:
Just let that sink in: a man who thinks that “Obamacare causes cancer,” that the Bible commands people to own guns in order to “defend themselves against left wing crazies,” and that the FCC is allowing demonic spirits to “molest and visually rape your children” is now a Republican candidate for office.
Isn’t this great news? Honestly the race was closer than I expected, and I congratulate my Republican opponent for running a very competitive race. Now we must beat the Democrat.
However, we have some debt from the primary race. I just got a bill for $4,138 in printing costs and we have a few more bills outstanding, due this week.
Can you please contribute to help us repay our primary debt for this election victory? Then we can start from a clean slate to run against a common-core anti-gun Democrat in Nov.
Could he actually win office? Yep, he could.