Wingnut Explains How God Saved America

Wingnut Explains How God Saved America September 17, 2014

The Family Research Council hosted an event called Star Spangled Sunday at a Baptist church in Charlotte, North Carolina over the weekend and Kenyn Cureton, FRC’s Vice President for Church Ministries, explained how God intervened to save us from the evil British.

Kicking off the program was a video history lesson in which Kenyn Cureton, FRC’s Vice President for Church Ministries, explained the many times that God directly intervened in order to establish and save America.

As Cureton explained, when the British burned Washington during the War of 1812, God sent torrential rains, and even a tornado, to put out the flames and kill the British troops.

“God brought a storm of biblical proportions to Washington,” he said, “and unleashed it on those British invaders.”

Right. Like he providentially left a “cross” behind in the rubble of 9/11. Funny how God never intervenes to actually prevent bad things from happening, only after the fact. Surely the creator of the universe, if he really wanted to save America, could just as easily have prevented the British from burning the city in the first place. God: Always a day late and a shekel short.


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