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JW Leader: Gays Trying to Get You Into Skinny Jeans

JW Leader: Gays Trying to Get You Into Skinny Jeans November 12, 2014

You know, the LGBT community tries so hard to cover up that awful Gay Agenda and along comes one of the leaders of the Jehovah’s Witnesses and blows the lid off the conspiracy. He’s figured out that all those gay people in the fashion industry are just trying to get you into skinny jeans so they can check out your junk.

A member of the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses has warned of the perils of tight trousers designed by homosexuals.

Anthony Morris III, a senior member of the Church’s leadership, said: “For these young fellas, cause the older ones aren’t doing much of it thankfully, is the metrosexual look we’ve addressed that in the past.

“What’s happened now is that it’s really caught on more – the tight suit jacket and the tight pants. Better known as tight pants. They are tight all the way down to the ankles. It’s not appropriate. It’s not sound of mind.”

“The homosexuals that are designing these clothes – they’d like you in tight pants.”

And they would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those pesky JWs.

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