Dumbass Visits Field Museum, Engages in Dumbassery

Dumbass Visits Field Museum, Engages in Dumbassery November 25, 2014

Megan Fox is a “lifestyle” reporter for PJ Media, the right-wing online “news” source. Her bio calls her a “homeschooling mom to her three children and happy wife to her husband of fourteen years.” And apparently she thinks that makes her qualified to go to the Field Museum and point out all the “bias.”

You will come face to face with her rank ignorance in the first 30 seconds of this video as she encounters the word “eukaryotes” on an information plaque in the museum and says, “I don’t know how to say this word so I’m just gonna pretend that I know how to say it.” But that lack of knowledge doesn’t prevent her from spouting nonsense about it. The plaque notes that all eukaryotes were once single-celled organisms and many of them still are today. To that, she says:

What? If many still are today, then that would support the theory that they have never changed, that they have always been as they are today.

No, you imbecile. It doesn’t. If you can make it through more than a couple minutes of this without drinking yourself into a stupor or punching the wall, you should consider that a success. Or a failure. Your choice.


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