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William Tapley Thinks Danny DeVito is the Antichrist

November 28, 2014 by
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William Tapley Thinks Danny DeVito is the Antichrist November 28, 2014

William Tapley, the self-declared Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, is known for his bizarre interpretations of pretty much everything. He sees symbolism that no one else sees and it’s always incredibly meaningful. His latest bit of hilarious wierdness: Danny DeVito is the Antichrist. Seriously.

httpv://youtu.be/48tdL3Assn0

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  • Geez, the Antichrist’s identity revealed at last! How did we not see this before? Now that we know it’s Danny DeVito, it’s so obvious. (Unless, of course, this is some kind of false flag operation and the Antichrist is really Joe Pesci.)

  • matty1

    The Illuminati are directing music videos for One Direction? Quite a come down from running the world isn’t it?

  • Don Quijote

    What a disappointment, I always thought the Antichrist would be a lot taller.

  • busterggi

    I’m sticking with Gilbert Gottfried, his version of ‘The Aristocrats’ is proof enough.

  • ah58

    @matty1 You have to admit that’s pretty evil though.

  • cswella

    Despite all previous evidence, I continue to be astounded by the people who would believe this sort of thing is real.

  • “”The Illuminati, with the help of Satan, has taken over the Catholic church. And, Danny DeVito is the Antichrist. How do I know this? I saw it in a ‘One Direction’ music video.”

    I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried.

  • I think this guy is on to something. Danny DeVito would make a much better Antichrist than Barack Obama. Or Thomas Jefferson. I really can’t think of any other candidate who comes close, except maybe Steve Buscemi acting as Nucky Thompson. Or the guy who played Al Capone — he’d be the happy jolly Antichrist!

  • I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried.

    You could, but it wouldn’t be as funny coming from you, or any other FTB regular.

  • colnago80

    Ah gee, and here I thought that the AntiChrist was President Obama.

  • laurie

    He may be onto something about DeVito being the AntiChrist, although I think this scene from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” is better proof than any music video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTZ_ZPIEqBw

  • John Pieret

    Right near the end Tapley says the video makers knew what they were doing by showing Danny DiVito much shorter than the members of the band because, in Daniel, the anti-Christ is known as “the little horn.” As if they had much choice …

    But Danny may not like being known as the little horn …

  • cswella

    Wait, if Danny DiVito is the anti-christ, does that mean the other members of Sunny in Philadelphia are the four horsemen?

  • Loqi

    William Tapley, the self-declared Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, is known for his bizarre interpretations of pretty much everything.

    And his lovely singing.

    Danny DeVito is the Antichrist.

    I KNEW IT!

  • sebastianmarch

    Yep. And Judd Hirsch is Jesus.

  • Mr Ed

    I’m OK with this. If the illuminati are smart enough to take over the world using boy bands even while they taunt us with their plans hidden in music videos, they will probably do a better job than we could.

  • I just love this guy. He’s a certifiable loon and so very amusing. I just have to wonder just exactly what is going on in his mind to see all of the revelations and share them with us.

    I say drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. And church, lots and lots of church.

    Just say no to church.

  • Francisco Bacopa

    This is not the Third Eagle’s best. I highly recommend his series of videos analyzing Psy’s Gangnam Style. Heseems to believe that Psy became #1 on YT because he is the modern day John the Baptist. Tapley truly believes that the Voice of God is speaking through Psy.

  • some bastard on the internet

    Francisco @ 18

    Tapley truly believes that the Voice of God is speaking through Psy.

    Really, though, can you blame him?

    Eeeeeeeeeey, sexy lady!

    Praise the Lawd!!!

  • chilidog99

    Carrot-top. the anti-christ is definitely Carrot-top

  • I’d be more convinced if he’d claimed William H. Macy was the Antichrist. Seems more like one of his kind of roles than DeVito’s.

  • weatherwax

    I’m still pretty sure it’s Steve Gutternberg. Isn’t that why the Stone Cutters made him a star in the first place?

  • lordshipmayhem

    Let’s see. James, Joseph (Joses), Judas (Jude) and Simon are the brothers of Jesus, and Danny Devito’s twin brother is Arnold Schwarzenegger. Does that make Arnold the Anti-Joseph, or the Anti-Governor of the state of Anti-California?

  • lorn

    What is it that he smokes … and where can I buy some.

    That couch is a ‘lips’ couch, not a horse and it is carried by two because if only one tries to move it you are begging for a workman’s comp case.

    If I ever find out what he is smoking I’ll need to be careful. It seems it causes brain damage.

  • anubisprime

    Mental illness comes in many forms, and all are truly heartbreaking while other mental afflictions are just a factor of pig ignorance, stupidity, low IQ and a failure to grow up, a certain amount of innate bigotry and intolerance also seems to be major ingredients in that recipe.

    It is fairly apparent that religious convictions, allied with political affiliation, acts as the cover in order to voice and promote certain inanities.

    Billy boy is firmly in the latter category, and seems proud of it.

    Maybe his appalling lack of human dignity is itself a mental illness though. difficult to know whether to laugh or cry.

    On balance mocking seems appropriate in that he appears determined not to educate himself with reality.