Nugent Makes Up ‘Fact’ That Can’t Be Made Up

Nugent Makes Up ‘Fact’ That Can’t Be Made Up December 6, 2014

To call Ted Nugent fact-challenged would be the understatement of the century. The legendary rock star, famous as much for shitting his pants and having sex with underage girls he has guardianship over as he is for music, took to the pages of the Worldnetdaily to make up a fact that he says can’t be made up.

Constantly catching our breath following one blow to the guts after another has become the new American mantra, but nothing could have prepared us for the president’s recent appointment of what may very well be the worst racist in the world today – his Reverend Al “not so” Sharpton.

Are you kidding me? This guy as some kind of race relations czar? Seriously?

And Al Gore is the expert on global warming, Michael “make stuff up as you go along” Moore will film the documentary, and I will edit the Lawrence Welk box set as soon as I hone up on my harpsichord jams.

You can’t make this stuff up.

Sure you can. You just did. There is no “race czar” and it wouldn’t be Al Sharpton if there was.

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