I Think Bryan Fischer May Be On the Pot

I Think Bryan Fischer May Be On the Pot January 15, 2015

I have a serious question: Is Bryan Fischer injecting the pot? Because he’s usually blessed with an incredible lack of self-awareness, but now he’s managed to take his own cognitive dissonance to world record levels. Only days after saying that the people at Charlie Hebdo had it coming for blaspheming God, he’s now claiming that Obama is blaming them too.

Somehow that sent Fischer off on a tangent in which he declared that because a White House spokesman once said that Charlie Hebdo had the “right” to publish a cartoon mocking Islam and Muhammad but that it might not be good “judgment,” President Obama was “essentially saying we think capital punishment is the appropriate punishment for blasphemy.”

“This is, in essence, President Obama’s words: ‘They really, in essence, have nobody to blame but themselves,'” Fischer ridiculously declared.

I think perhaps Bryan Fischer has now reached peak Bryan Fischer.


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  • John Pieret

    I think perhaps Bryan Fischer has now reached peak Bryan Fischer.

    I’ll take that bet. I’m confident that Fischer can and will top himself.

  • marcus

    Now don’t go hating on the pot..

    I think if that old dumbass had the guts to spark up a blunt of Train Wreck (TM)

    it might just give him a whole new perspective.

  • theguy

    Pretty sure it’s Adolf Fischsticks and Piss Donahue blaming the murder victims. Just saying.

  • cottonnero

    He should shit or get off it, then.

  • Loqi

    The mental image conjured by the title of this post has completely ruined at least my day. Possibly my whole year. Hell, I may never recover.

  • He probably realised that his previous stance sounded too pro-Muslim.

  • lorn

    I assume that “injecting the pot” is euphemism for stuffing it up rear.

    And yes, he does seem to have a weed up his ass.

    Peak Brian Fischer? If prior cases serve, there is no such thing. They just keep getting worse. The well has no bottom.

    It’s like the turtles … turtles one on top of the other … all the way down.

  • Acolyte of Sagan

    Is it even possible – not to mention advisable – to inject pot?

  • Michael Heath

    Ed’s blog post title:

    I Think Bryan Fischer May Be On the Pot

    Given this blog post is about Bryan Fischer, I do not regret that my first reaction to the title was to wrongly conclude Ed’s ‘pot’ reference was about toilets.

    Ed concludes:

    I think perhaps Bryan Fischer has now reached peak Bryan Fischer.

    OK, so maybe Ed was referring to toilets.

  • grumpyoldfart

    That’s what happens when you surround yourself with ‘yes-men’. You never know how mad you have become because nobody inside your peer group has the courage to tell you.

  • Acolyte of Sagan @8

    “Is it even possible – not to mention advisable – to inject pot?”

    Assuming one could isolate the cannabinoids and get them into a liquid form? I believe that it is possible, with the right (extremely high-end) laboratory equipment, however it’s just not practical. I don’t know many fellow ‘heads who would be down with injectables, man.

  • dingojack

    Not ‘injecting pot’, but certainly ingesting BHO (Butane Hash Oil) is possible.


  • dingojack

    Fair enough.

  • dingojack

    The only reason I’ve even heard of this is that a man has been arrested here for ‘supplying a prohibited substance to a minor’, he had purchased and given his young daughter BHO to easy her symptoms of terminal Lymphoma.

    The Liberal/Nationals (conservative) government has set-up a study into it’s efficacy, the Labor (centralist) opposition will de-criminalise it’s purchase (for medical purposes) to avoid parents being ‘pursued by the courts’.

    It’s something of a local issue (what with state elections being held in Queensland at the end of January, and in New South Wales in March) since both states have conservative governments (and bearing in mind the loss of conservative governments in South Australia and Victoria, the latter with a swing against the first-term government of 3.47%, the first time that’s happened in 60 years), it could gain some sympathetic voters for the opposition.


  • dingojack

    Hmmm… maybe someone’s been spiking my water with BHO. There wasn’t any change of government in SA, it was a by-election I was thinking of. Silly Dingo.


  • Actually, pot has nothing at all to do with lack of self-awareness. In fact, if my own experience is any indicator, pot would drastically INCREASE self-awareness, self-reflection, and introspection, sometimes to a debilitating degree. That was bad for me, but it might be good for someone as evil as Fischer to have a little debilitation.