Donald Trump has filed a lawsuit that is so unbelievably stupid that it’s hard to believe he isn’t being represented by Larry Klayman. He’s suing the Palm Beach airport because the planes take off over his private club — right where the runways point when they take off, same place they pointed when he bought the place.
Donald Trump has filed a lawsuit over flight patterns at Palm Beach International Airport that he complains send airplanes over his Mar-A-Lago Club, damaging the club and causing a noise nuisance. Trump is seeking $100 million.
Built between 1921 and 1927, Mar-A-Lago is now a private club with 450 members. Trump purchased it in 1985, restored it, and opened it in 1995.
The lawsuit, filed against Palm Beach County, alleges that for many years, flights fanned out from the runway and avoided flying exclusively over the club. But in recent years, planes have stopped fanning out, instead flying east from the airport and putting Mar-A-Lago directly in their route, according to the complaint, filed Jan. 6 in the 15th Judicial Circuit Court of Florida. The suit acknowledges that the county stopped fanning flights in order to control noise, but says that result is instead a concentration of noise in one direction–Trump’s.
To be fair, the chemtrails from the airplanes are choking the life out of that dead rodent that Trump has stapled to the top of his head.