Katy Perry’s Illuminati Halftime Show

Katy Perry’s Illuminati Halftime Show February 3, 2015

It’s become an annual ritual, a bunch of paranoid halfwits whose brains have been pickled in every stupid conspiracy theory in existence immediately declare that the Super Bowl halftime show was full of Illuminati symbolism. Of course, people who think triangles are Illuminati symbols are bound to find them everywhere.


I’ll be honest with you, I’m kind of disappointed that the Illuminati has such shitty taste in music that they send Katy Perry, a mediocre mall creature at best, to do their bidding. I guess every generation needs their Debbie Gibson, but Jesus her performance was terrible. It was more bland than Wonder bread wrapped in beige wallpaper.

"He still has six hours to deliver. Plenty o’time."

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