Guy Fieri’s Big Gay Wedding. Wait, What?

Guy Fieri’s Big Gay Wedding. Wait, What? February 23, 2015

So Art Smith decided to host a mass wedding of lots of gay couples at a food festival in Miami, which is kinda cool. It’s hard not to love Art Smith. But then he decides that the officiant at those wedding should be…Guy Fieri. Seriously? Yep.

How do you make a free wedding for 101 gay couples even bigger? Simple: Ask Guy Fieri to be the officiant.

The Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives star will be officiating the 101 Gay Weddings event in Miami on Saturday, which is taking place during the annual South Beach Wine & Food Festival.

The group wedding will be hosted by chef Art Smith and will also feature a one-of-a-kind wedding cake by Ace of Cakes star Duff Goldman, creator of this the world’s largest cheesecake as well as the bright confections in Katy Perry’s “Birthday” music video. The event will take place at The James Royal Palm.

Congratulations, couples! You’ve fought long and hard for equality and the right to get married and now your wedding will be presided over by a Monchichi doll that sprang to life to become the king of shitty food and even shittier television. You may now kiss your spouse, cover them in donkey sauce and take your honeymoon in Flavortown, featuring his Kicked Up Punk Rock Reggie’s triple X pork honk with Tuscan-style beef taffy. It’ll be off the chain. Then maybe enjoy a nice Kwanzaa cake from Sandra Lee.

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