The Life of a Former Fetus

The Life of a Former Fetus March 14, 2015

Texas Right to Life has been distributing signs to state legislators there declaring them to be a “former fetus.” Like Rep. Jonathan Strickland, who put this sign outside his office:


But why would you want to be a former fetus? Only fetuses matter. The moment you’re born, you’re useless and evil. It’s all that original sin shit. Like right now, Christian groups are trying to prevent young immigrant women who were raped on their journey to America from getting emergency contraception. The moment the kids are born, of course, they’ll be part of the invading immigrant army trying to destroy America by bringing in terrible diseases and becoming Muslim, or something.

If you have a choice, stay a fetus. The Christian right loves fetuses. Former fetuses they hate.

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