Tom Cotton: Geopolitical Genius

Tom Cotton: Geopolitical Genius March 17, 2015

Sen. Tom Cotton, the dumbass behind that open letter 47 Republicans wrote to the leaders of Iran, went on Face the Nation and said that we must stop Iran’s extension of power in the Middle East because it’s gotten so bad that they even control Tehran.

“Moreover, we have to stand up to Iran’s attempts to drive for regional dominance,” he continued. “They already control Tehran and, increasingly, they control Damascus and Beirut and Baghdad. And now, Sana’a as well.”

Yes, they already control Tehran! Wake up, sheeple! They control Tehran. What’s that? Tehran is the capitol city of Iran? How dare they control their own capitol city! It’s an outrage!

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