Duck Dynasty Dumbass Has Lurid, Violent Fantasies

Duck Dynasty Dumbass Has Lurid, Violent Fantasies March 25, 2015

Phil Robertson, the weapons-grade dumbass who leads the Duck Dynasty family (or as some call them, Ya’ll Qaeda), spoke at a prayer breakfast in Florida and shared with attendees this rather lurid, violent fantasy he has about an atheist family being raped and murdered — but not being able to call it morally wrong because, of course, atheists can’t have morality.

“I’ll make a bet with you,” Robertson told the religious gathering. “Two guys break into an atheist’s home. He has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters. Two guys break into his home and tie him up in a chair and gag him.”

“Then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot them, and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him,” Robertson continued, “and then they can look at him and say, ‘Isn’t it great that I don’t have to worry about being judged? Isn’t it great that there’s nothing wrong with this? There’s no right or wrong, now, is it dude?’”

He then imagined the assailants cutting off the atheist’s penis.

“Then you take a sharp knife and take his manhood and hold it in front of him and say, ‘Wouldn’t it be something if [there] was something wrong with this?’” Robertson said. “’But you’re the one who says there is no God, there’s no right, there’s no wrong, so we’re just having fun. We’re sick in the head, have a nice day.’”

Funny how the same guy who worships a God who commands atrocities at least this horrible thinks that atheists have no moral code. That sounds like moral relativism to me.

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