Last week Glenn Beck declared to all the world that he was no longer a Republican. This week, he’s publicly spooning with Ted Cruz as he runs for the Republican nomination for president. Seriously, they’re acting like junior high schoolers who are newly going steady:
Beck’s entire program last night was dedicated to hailing and defending Cruz. Today, Cruz once again called into Beck’s radio show where he declared that he is “very proud” to “stand together happily” with Beck while making his run for the White House.
After declaring that his presidential announcement was “electric” and “inspiring,” Cruz told Beck that it was made even better by the fact that “the very first voice I spoke to after the announcement speech was you.”
After Beck noted that “being our friend” might not necessarily be a good thing for Cruz’s campaign, Cruz assured him that “I am very proud to dance with who brung me.”
“We will stand together happily,” Cruz promised.
Then they exchanged purity rings.