Jennifer LeClaire, editor of Charisma News and yet another self-declared “prophet,” says that now that the Presbyterian Church USA has endorsed same-sex marriage, America is now going to be pummeled by a “tsunami of perversion.” She presents this as an actual quote from God that she claims she was given:
“A tsunami of perversion and all manner of wicked sin is headed toward this nation. You’ve only yet seen the rumblings of what the enemy has planned. For many in your nation have called good evil and called evil good. Many in this nation have not believed you will reap what you sow.
“You have sown iniquity—for decades—and you have taken the hand of perversion. You have walked in step with abominations rather than resisting the temptations to deny my Word and my Son. The perversion in this land will increase and increase and increase.
“There will come a day when morality is no longer merely relative but is persecuted. There will come a day when evil is considered good and good is considered evil. When that day comes, those who are hidden in the shadow of My wings will be insulated from the abominations around them.
“I will raise up the likes of Abraham and Moses to deliver the righteous out of the hand of the wicked in that day. I will shield those who run into my Name. But no longer look and no longer think that you will turn the tide by your prayers alone. These things must be so. I warn you now to fear not, but to ready your hearts. Buy your oil. Be ready for My coming.”
A tsunami of perversion! Like Sharknado, but with nipple clamps and Astroglide. That doesn’t sound so bad to me.