Oh boy. Not only do we have Hindu nationalist political leaders claiming that eating beef is what caused the earthquake in Nepal, there’s an Indian group called Gau Sewa Mission — motto: serve the cow, serve the country — says that it’s all backed up by science.
The devastating calamity of earthquake happens due to collective slaughter of living creature. This statement looks very strange but the renowned scientist of Delhi University Dr. Madan Mohan Bajaj has proved it to be right with help of his two other scientists. Dr. Bajaj has given his glorious research thesis title “Visprabhaw”. Dr. Bajaj placed his important research thesis in June 1995 in one of the international scientist conference held in Sudal town near Moscow, the capital of Russia. This research paper not only created a stir among the scientific but nullified all the theories regarding earthquake. In fact this revolutionary research paper put nonviolence and coexistence on scientific basis and became beginning of the new era.
This research paper on the one hand has inter related science and philosophy in a wonderful manner it has also made clear that earthquake happens because of the follies of human beings and if man wants he can stop earthquake. The research of three doctors, Bajaj, Ibhrahim and Singh actually substantiate Einstein Pain wave’s theory. Radio, T.V. Satellites even explosive atom bomb are moved by vibrations. Not only this, on the basis of vibrations, a Russian Scientist brought the dust from moon by the use of an instrument caused luneokhod by using it from the earth itself. Similarly, earthquake is caused by pain waves.
According to scientists, three types of waves are present on this earth; the primary waves, secondary waves and third are under layer waves. The first type of waves run very fast but the second one with the slow speed at the time of killing of living creatures leave waves emit pain waves. Such pain waves go on increasing and intensifying by more and more killings of the creatures and when the energy of these waves becomes expressive then these waves shake the earth which is known as earthquake.
According to this research it is established that when there is a large scale of slaughter of creature whether human beings or animals and the pain waves are created by these slaughters that is caused Einstein Pain waves and these waves are so powerful that the earth starts shaking which is in common language is called Earthquake.
And we thought creationists were ridiculous. For fuck’s sake.