Here’s a lawsuit that is so mind-numbingly stupid that I find it hard to believe that she isn’t being represented by Larry Klayman. A woman from Nebraska has filed a sort of reverse class action suit against all homosexuals in federal court.
An Auburn woman claiming to be an ambassador for God and his son, Jesus Christ, is suing all homosexuals.
Sylvia Driskell, 66, asked an Omaha federal judge to decide whether homosexuality is a sin.
Citing Bible verses, Driskell contends “that homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet(?)”
Driskell wrote in a seven-page petition to the court that God has said homosexuality is an abomination. She challenged the court to not call God a liar.
She’s representing herself, of course. You can see the “complaint,” which is actually just a letter to the judge, here. It’s handwritten, as all great legal documents are. It’s labeled “Sylvia Ann Driskell, Ambassador for Plaintiffs God, and His Son, Jesus Christ vs. Homosexuals, Their Given Name Homosexuals, Their, Alis Gay.” Driskell refers to herself as the “ambassador for the plaintiffs, God and his son Jesus Christ.” And it just gets funnier from there. This suit may break the record on how fast a case gets dismissed.