I’ve been seeing memes on Facebook that are quotes from some guy named David ‘Avacado’ Wolfe lately and had no idea who he was. So I looked him up. Holy shit, this guy is a waterfall of stupid and bizarre. Here’s a video with some of his wackier claims. My favorite quote:
Chocolate lines up planetarily with the sun. Chocolate is an octave of sun energy.
This is Deepak Chopra-level woo.