Move Over, Deepak Chopra

Move Over, Deepak Chopra May 26, 2015

I’ve been seeing memes on Facebook that are quotes from some guy named David ‘Avacado’ Wolfe lately and had no idea who he was. So I looked him up. Holy shit, this guy is a waterfall of stupid and bizarre. Here’s a video with some of his wackier claims. My favorite quote:

Chocolate lines up planetarily with the sun. Chocolate is an octave of sun energy.

This is Deepak Chopra-level woo.


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