Our old pal Bryan Fischer took a call on his radio show from a woman who claimed that the flooding in Texas is a result of “witchcraft and sodomy” because only big cities like Austin and Houston are affected. Fischer, of course, agreed with her.
On his radio program today, Bryan Fischer took a call from “Rebecca in College Station, Texas” who shared her theory that the massive flooding taking place in Texas is God’s punishment for “witchcraft and sodomy.”
As Rebecca explained, the only parts of Texas that are underwater are the parts “that are overrun with witchcraft and sodomy” like Austin and Houston, which has a “sodomite mayor.”…
“If God is judging Texas, it’s because of the witchcraft and sodomy that we’ve allowed to run rampant,” Rebecca said, and Fischer responded by agreeing that that was a very plausible explanation.
“If you’re going to attribute the flooding in Texas to some kind of supernatural cause, you can make a geographical connection between the flooding and the practice of the occult and witchcraft and the embrace of homosexuality,” he said. “That’s where the disaster is being felt the worse.”
So in New Orleans, why did Hurricane Katrina skip over most of the French Quarter, where all that evil decadence goes on? Oh, I’m sure there’s an explanation. There’s always an explanation. And it’s always the fault of The Gay.