O’Reilly Fires Up the Bluster Machine

O’Reilly Fires Up the Bluster Machine June 26, 2015

Bill O’Reilly is mad as hell and he’s not gonna take it anymore! You liberal commie pinko bastards who have been criticizing his network over their repeated attempts to pretend racism wasn’t the reason for the Charleston shootings will rue the day you messed with him!

Fox News host Bill O’Reilly exploded on Wednesday against what he described as a campaign to demonize both the US and his network.

“You want a war? You got a war. I’m not gonna sit here any longer and take this garbage,” he said. “People who lie, run the country down, or are racist themselves are gonna be called out right here on the Factor.”

“Don’t make me angry; you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” Look out guys, he’s gonna call you out. And then…well, nothing. He’ll rant and rave and call you names and that’ll be the end of it. It’s kind of like a toy poodle getting mad and nipping at your ankles. I love it when he gets all blustery. Someone get this man some falafel, quick.

O’Reilly bemoaned what he called “the insane rhetoric on cable news,” while accusing Yahoo of prioritizing “anti-Fox defamation.”

Well if there’s anyone who knows about insane rhetoric and defamation, it’s Bill O’Reilly.

Meanwhile, O’Reilly argued, Fox was unfairly lambasted for questioning the notion that prioritization of white people is a problem in the US, which he called a “blatant dishonesty.”

“The truth is, there is no organized effort to harm black people by white people. That doesn’t exist here,” he said.

It’s true. He has looked long and hard from the veranda of his mansion in the Hamptons and he can’t see racism anywhere. Okay, so he can’t see any black people either, but that’s beside the point.


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