Alex Jones’ Gay Marriage Conspiracy

Alex Jones’ Gay Marriage Conspiracy July 14, 2015

Since everything in the world is a dark conspiracy to Alex Jones, you knew he’d have an amusingly ridiculous take on marriage equality. Sure enough, he does. He claims that gay marriage is going to “sexualize” school children AND turn them into “asexual humanoids.” Simultaneously, I guess. Because that makes perfect sense.

Conservative radio host Alex Jones tried to portray himself on Monday as being neutral on marriage equality, but accused the United Nations of trying to “sexualize children” via childrens’ books discussing same-sex parents.

“It’s nobody’s business to target children with Heather Has Two Mommies, or ‘You can’t say boy or girl to somebody who may not identify as that,’” Jones said in footage posted by Right Wing Watch. “That is space-cult, suicide cult exterminism craziness. The eugenics, trans-humanist cult wants to confuse the general species ahead of rendering us down and removing us. The plan is an asexual humanoid, even if they decide to keep us around, stated in hundreds of textbooks.”

Every same-sex marriage is a false flag operation! Those are lizard people trying to reset our cultural norms. I bet the feminists are behind the whole thing!

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