Trump Would love Palin In His Cabinet

Trump Would love Palin In His Cabinet July 29, 2015

Donald Trump apparently thinks picking a cabinet is like choosing cast members for a reality TV show. No, you don’t want really smart people with expertise, you want people who will get attention for all the wrong reasons. People like Sarah Palin.

Host and apparent Palin obsessive Kevin Scholla asked the controversial future president whether he could see himself “picking up the phone, giving the governor [Palin] a call and picking her brain on some things, or perhaps having her along in some official capacity.”

Trump’s response: “I’d love that. Because she really is somebody who knows what’s happening and she’s a special person, she’s really a special person and I think people know that.”

He later claimed “Everybody loves her,” and added that despite her half-term as governor (due to early resignation), voters “like the Sarah Palin kind of strength, you just don’t see very much of it anymore.”

Yeah, everybody loves her! Just like Hispanics love Trump, by his own decree (actual Hispanics dislike him by a huge margin, just not the ones in Trump’s head). And what the hell does “she’s really a special person” mean? This is the kind of vague bullshit that Trump thinks actually means something.

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