Savage: Obama is Going to Ban Dogs!

Savage: Obama is Going to Ban Dogs! July 30, 2015

If you’re keeping score at home, let’s add one more idiotic prediction from Michael Savage to his very long list of dystopic prophecies, none of which ever actually come true. This time he says that Obama may ban dogs when he finally declares Sharia law to rule the country.

As it turns out, the two subjects are related, as Savage claims that the “progressive/Islamic takeover” under Obama will lead to a Sharia law ban on dogs. (According to Omar Sacirbey, “while many Muslims believe scripture approves canine companions, many also believe scripture discourages Muslims from keeping dogs in their homes.”)

“Even when the communists run the country, I guess people are going to still love their dogs, unless they ban dogs,” Savage said. “You never know with the Islamism creeping into the country, there is only one religion that hates dogs. That’s an embarrassing fact, that’s an inconvenient truth. There’s only one group of people who hate dogs and he’s bringing in 100,000 of them a month.”

Oh, Michael Savage, you disappoint me. 100,000 a month? He’s bringing in 100 million Muslims and hiding them in our national parks. Ask Avi Lipkin. And just banning dogs? He’s going to have them all guillotined and buried in all those FEMA coffins he ordered. Dude, if you want to keep up with the Rick Wileses and Kevin Swansons of the world, you’re going to have to work on your stupidity quotient. I’ve come to expert better — err, worse — of you. Do not disappoint me again.

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