Franklin Graham, the bigoted halfwit offspring of Billy Graham, is very, very upset that Target is no longer going to label toys as being for only boys or only girls. This will apparently destroy human civilization and bring down the wrath of God or some such rot.
But of course, Matthew 19:4 is speaking of people, not toys. For a specific passage on toys, you have to go to St. Paul’s letter to the Dumbassians, Chapter 3:
The Washington Post reports that Target will stop using gender specific signage in their stores. In order to be gender-neutral, they won’t be separating things like toys and bedding into boys’ and girls’ sections. Oh really? And they won’t be using pink and blue colors to identify sexes. I think Target may be forgetting who has made their stores strong. It’s not gender-neutral people out there—it’s working American families, fathers and mothers with boys and girls they love. What’s next? Are they going to try to make people believe that pink or blue baby showers are politically incorrect? I have news for them and for everyone else—God created two different genders. Jesus said, “Have you not read that He who created them from the beginning made them male and female (Matthew 19:4). You can’t get any clearer than that. If you agree, share in the comments below—and let Target know what you think. Let them know that you are perfectly willing to shop where the genders God created are appreciated.
For lo, when thou goest to the big box department store, remain faithful to the word of the Lord as expressed by the signs in the toy aisle. It is an abomination to the Lord to purchase a toy of pinkish hue for a young boy, for this shall surely result in him dancing on a float in a parade wearing assless chaps while singing It’s Raining Men. So too is it a sin to purchase a toy of blueish hue for a young girl, for this will lead her down a dark path of short haircuts and Indigo Girls concerts. Rather, purchase for her a Barbie doll, but not the Malibu Barbie, who is a known fornicator who should be stoned on her wedding day. And purchase for him a sword, that he should learn the manly art of killing so as to fulfill the genocidal orders of God.
King James Version, of course.