‘Witches’ Gather to Cast Spells on Donald Trump

‘Witches’ Gather to Cast Spells on Donald Trump September 13, 2015

DonaldTrumpA group of “witches” offended by Donald Trump’s anti-immigrant racism and xenophobia has decided that the best way to fight against him and keep him from becoming president is to cast spells and put curses on him. They’ve even cast a spell that would, they say, destroy his ridiculous combover.

As if the presidential race hadn’t been interesting enough, witches have now entered the fold. Yeni Sleidi gathered her fellow brujas, asked them to perform a series of curses on Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump and recorded footage of the rituals. The end result is an energetic video titled, “Brujas Hex Trump.” Yeni, a writer and activist from Brooklyn, was inspired to make the video after chatting with her Santeria-practicing mother.

Yeni asked if there was anything she could do, spell-wise, to thwart Trump’s electoral efforts. “We’re both Cuban immigrants and his misguided attack on Mexican immigrants hit close to home, so she was happy to help.” Her mom gave instructions on a traditional “name-in-the-freezer” hex, and the video shows Yeni invoking the “Ice Queen” to freeze Trump’s idiotic cabeza.

As the saying goes, there’s always strength in numbers, so Yeni’s friends contributed an array of spells for ol’ Trump. The magical menu included a hex to silence him, another to protect people of color from his evil and one that would make him mourn the loss of his infamous comb-over. That’s right—a hair loss curse.

Sorry ladies, you aren’t witches and your spells and curses don’t do a goddamn thing. But I’ll give you an A for effort.

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