Austin Ruse Writes Hilarious Fundraising Email

Austin Ruse Writes Hilarious Fundraising Email January 5, 2016

church_lady_could_it_be_satan-1-150x150Austin Ruse, the incredibly bigoted leader of C-FAM, a Catholic “pro-family” (read: anti-gay) group, sent a very amusing fundraising email at the end of the year, asking supporters to send them money because he and his staff are “unafraid of the dumb Devil and his minions.” Because you can always shake loose a little cash from the rubes by telling them you’re fighting Satan himself.

We are coming down the wire on 2015. This week in the Friday Fax we will release our list of the five best and five worst moments of the year just concluding.

The good outweighs the bad. But, the bad guys are coming. Abortion lovers. Radical homosexuals. Sexual revolutionaries. They are coming for our children. They want to win our children over for their nefarious causes that come from the very pits of hell.

C-Fam is the watcher on the wall. We have stood atop this wall since the summer of 1997, sometimes all alone. That is 18 years of stopping a right to abortion, 18 years of stopping a redefinition of the family, 18 years of protecting a right to religious belief and practice.

The new year will be just like each of the last 18, a pitched battle against powers and principalities who want to enslave mankind and send souls to hell. I do not say our worldly opponents are devils. They are merely but still dangerously slaves to their own sins and therefore confused. Our real opponents are the devil and his minions who prowl about the world seeking the ruin on souls.

The Devil is well funded. God’s children, not so much.

In the waning days of this year, we need to raise substantial funds in order to close our budget deficit and to begin the new year strong.

Can you say a prayer right now so we may remain on that wall bravely fighting His fight. As you pray, ask Our Lord how much you should send to us right now to continue this fight.

You can give a fully tax-deductible contribution by going to www.c-fam.org/donate.

Please give as much as you can.

Be Brave.

Yours sincerely,

Austin Ruse
President/C-Fam
Publisher/Friday Fax

PS Please know that my staff and I are utterly unafraid of the dumb Devil and his minions. We are utterly unafraid of the sexual revolutionaries, the abortion lovers, and the radical homosexuals. Utterly utterly unafraid to do the Lord’s sometimes dangerous work. Pray for us.

I think each and every one of you should pray and ask God how much you should send to C-FAM. I’m guessing the number will be zero.

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