Swanson Can’t Believe God’s Judgment Hasn’t Come Yet

Swanson Can’t Believe God’s Judgment Hasn’t Come Yet August 24, 2016

Christian fascist Kevin Swanson just can’t believe that God hasn’t judged America yet. I mean, we have legal abortion, legal gay marriage, we let those black people get all uppity. Why hasn’t God judged the nation yet and destroyed us all? But he’s sure it’s on the way.

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“It’s amazing that God has not judged America in 1973,” he said, “hard to believe that God didn’t judge America in 2001 [sic] with the Lawrence v. Texas decision, it’s hard to believe that God didn’t judge America with Obergefell.”

“It is amazing that God has not brought judgment upon this world shortly after [the Obergefell decision] happened in July [sic ]of 2015 or in August of 2015 or even in September of 2015 or maybe even October,” he added.

“So be assured, my friends,” Swanson said, “judgment is coming. I have no idea when it will come. Will it be 120 years from 1900? Will it be 120 years from 1890? Will it be 120 years from 1973, Roe v. Wade, the decision to eliminate hundreds of millions of babies in America and of course all around the world, same thing has happened since the 1960s? Will it be 120 years from 2015, the day on which the most powerful court in the world ruled against God’s institution of marriage in one of the most radical, arrogant insults against Almighty God? When will God’s judgment come? I have no idea, but I will tell you, it will come.”

The 120 years refers to the time it took Noah to build the ark (or it would be, if that story was anything other than ridiculous). Funny, though, that he doesn’t wonder why God didn’t judge us for holding slaves for hundreds of years. Or for the slaughter of millions of Native Americans. Apparently letting gay people get married is way more important than those minor little oversights.


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