‘Coach’ Dave: Chemtrails Causing Alzheimer’s

‘Coach’ Dave: Chemtrails Causing Alzheimer’s May 4, 2017

“Coach” Dave Daubenmire continues his cavalcade of cockamamie conspiracy claims on his most recent episode of his show, which I assume is recorded in a football stadium because it reminds him of the concussions he’s sustained to make him think that chemtrails are causing Alzheimer’s and dementia.

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Daubenmire, who claimed that he always knows that he is on the right track when he starts getting “push back from the God haters” like us here at Right Wing Watch, said that he doesn’t remember nursing homes being filled with Alzheimer’s patients 30 or 40 year ago and so “if we look around, the evidence is before us that something is happening.”…

Though Daubenmire is not sure exactly what is happening, he assured his viewers that he is always “going to err on side of tin foil hats.”

“I’m telling you this,” he said, “there is something going on in the skies, absolutely something going on in the skies; we saw it yesterday. That stuff rains down, gets in our soil, ends up in our food, who knows, ends up in what we’re breathing, I don’t know. Look around. How many people do you know who are dealing with grandparents who have some form of mental illness, some dementia? I don’t know, man. Something crazy, crazy is going on.”

You mean other than your show? I think you’re definitely right, Dave, and I have a solution: Stop breathing. You can never be too careful, you know.


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