Amedia: God Got His Feelings Hurt

Amedia: God Got His Feelings Hurt August 28, 2017

Frank Amedia, Trump’s “Christian policy liaison” during the campaign says that he “went berserk” when Obama had the White House lit up in rainbow colors after the Supreme Court legalized same-sex marriage nationwide because he saw how much it hurt his omnipotent, omniscient god.


“I went berserk when they bathed the White House in the colors of the rainbow a couple of years back,” Amedia said, “because I saw how angry and hurt our Lord was from the heavenlies. You thought the Tower of Babel hurt him? Can you imagine seeing that lit up from the heavenlies? They could see it in satellites and in the orbiting space capsule, they saw it in the laboratory. They saw it lit up.”

“It’s celebrating the fact that we were mocking our God from the White House,” he said. “We had to really pray for a lot of mercy through that, didn’t we? So I think it is good that we go back to that place and begin to declare one nation under God.”

Funny how this god of theirs is really just a human being with all the pettiness, anger issues and whiny nature of many humans. You’d think an omniscient, omnipotent god would not be able to have his poor fee fees hurt, but not this god. He’s like some ultra-sensitive emo deity or something.

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