Wallnau: God Will Punish You for Making Fun of Me

Wallnau: God Will Punish You for Making Fun of Me September 6, 2017

Professional con man and Trump sycophant is not happy that people like me make fun of him for his spectacularly stupid claims. But not to fear, because God is on his side, and pretty soon — any minute now — He’s going to beat us all up for it.

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And I’ll pray and I’ll put myself out there so that the idiots on the left-wing blogs can go ahead and record me and make fun of it, I really don’t care. Frankly, if I was them I’d be careful about what they make fun of, because I think we’re going to start to see God stretching out his hand once the church is in submission to the will of God, the anointing of God, I believe that God is going to begin to pluck the wheels off of Pharaoh’s chariots. And that means God will extend his own hands towards his enemies. Right now he can’t do that because his own people are adversaries to him, but if we will bring ourselves into submission to God, then God will start to extend his hand into the earth. There’s a great verse in the Bible that says that because sentence against the evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the sons of the hearts of men are set to do evil, meaning because God doesn’t judge things after people do things, people get bold and reckless.

I’m so relieved that I’m not a pharaoh and don’t own a chariot. God can knock all the wheels off all the chariots he can get his little hands on and it won’t be any skin off my nose. Seriously, does he think anyone takes such threats seriously? Does he think we’re going to stop making fun of him because he tells us that his invisible friend is doing to beat us up? It’s like a Wiccan threatening to cast a spell on me, or some new ager threatening to kick my in my aura — it’s pretty much the least scary thing I can think of.

"OK, OK, we'll buy the fucking monorail."

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