Fox News’ resident pearl-clutching hysteric, Todd Starnes, has worked himself up into a lather once again. His target this time? Superman. Why? Because in a recent edition of the comic book, the superhero protected a group of immigrants against a man trying to kill them.
The Man of Steel has now become a propaganda tool for the defenders of illegal aliens.
In the most recent issue of Action Comics, Superman comes to the rescue of a group of illegal aliens — under attack from a white guy wearing an American flag bandana and waving around a machine gun.
Instead of rounding up the illegals and flying them back to where they came from, the Man of Steel snatches the white guy and with a menacing look snarls, “The only person responsible for the blackness smothering your soul — is you.”
Remember when Superman stood for truth, justice and the American way? Then again, Clark Kent is technically an illegal alien – a native of Krypton.
Hey Todd, you know what you should do? You should pray about it. I mean, that’s the answer to everything, isn’t it? After all, God can beat up Superman, amirite? He can also beat up the writers of the comic book so they don’t ever make the mistake of believing that immigrants are actually human beings with the right not to be mowed down with a machine gun, the outcome you clearly prefer.