Crokin: Trump Was Sending a Message with Fiji Drink of Water

Crokin: Trump Was Sending a Message with Fiji Drink of Water November 19, 2017

I don’t really understand why anyone made a big deal out of Trump drinking that water in Fiji. It wasn’t nearly as awkward as everyone made it sound. But conspiracy crackpot Liz Crokin thinks Trump was sending a message with it. She doesn’t say what that message was, but some of her Facebook followers have some equally unspecified “theories.”


President Trump’s Fiji water stunt today was no question strategic! He does not usually have a special table with water on it! They put the water on the table front and center on purpose because it’s a clue. The clue is Fiji! Plus, Trump was so dramatic about the water, it’s obvious he was sending a message. Also, he knew the brain dead MSM reporters would mock him for this leading people like me to take note and research the significance of Fiji.

There are lots of working theories on what Fiji symbolizes. The CEO of Fiji is corrupt as hell and a huge Clinton backer. Obama is a fan of Fiji water too, travels there and allegedly has a bunker there. I’ll post more theories in the comments.

If you can’t see that this was a strategic move, you don’t understand Trump. Literally everything he does has significance, meaning, symbolism, etc. Plus, he’s a master troll!

She never does get around to posting any of those theories on what message she thinks Trump was sending, but her Facebook followers try — kind of — to fill in the blanks themselves while praising her for discovering this great symbolic message that means…something.

“For whatever reason he did that,” one said, “he knows exactly what he’s doing! He’s been playing the media like a well tuned fiddle. Their so stupid they don’t even realize it. The left MSM are to busy talking about Russia and Putin.” I know, right? “Their” so stupid to report on a criminal investigation that has already led to indictments against people close to Trump, with more to come. So dumb.

“Ya gotta hand it to him…none of his tweets have been proven wrong YET!,” said one follower. Uh huh. “He’s a beast! A master alpha male!,” said another. Another follower responded to that comment with, “Yes he has! Even admitted to being a freemason at one point. Brilliant!” And then there’s this weird comment:

Yup,What president trump really wanted to convey is the issue of deforestation and clearing of vegetation(For ulterior motives) which has already caused immense damage leading to soil erosion and ultimately the land will become useless and in few decades there will be not be fiji.Instead of appreciating president trump for raising some awareness as usual the MSM wants to mock him for everything.

Uh, yeah. He was sending a message about deforestation. The problem is that this “message” was noticed only by this anonymous person on Facebook. Not very effective messaging. Never mind that Trump has never mentioned deforestation in his entire life and almost certainly could not care less about the issue. Yet another says she thinks Fiji is a “Muslim cuntry.” It’s 7% Muslim. These people left reality behind a long, long time ago.

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