Wingnuts Lose Their Minds Over Official Obama Portraits

Wingnuts Lose Their Minds Over Official Obama Portraits February 15, 2018

The Smithsonian’s National Portrait Gallery revealed the official portraits of Barack and Michelle Obama this week. They picked some rather non-conventional artists to do the paintings, which are very unusual compared to previous presidents. And the wingnuts are absolutely losing their minds over it.

Let’s start with Spermgate. Crackpots like Sean Hannity is convinced that the artist has surreptitiously put subliminal sperm into the paintings. Why? Oh, it’s dastardly. Alex Jones went off about this, even specifying that it was “GMO sperm.” Probably from some man/pig/lizard chimera or whatever the hell he’s obsessing about this week.

“You say, ‘But, it doesn’t make sense, it’s so degenerate.’ It’s a religion of degeneracy. It’s what globalism is. It’s what Satanism is,” Jones said. “So there you go, President Obama covered in sperm in new national portrait, and it’s all part of the joke in your face, because they don’t want upright strength. They want to have everything be a ritual of abomination.”

Well okay then. Jerome Corsi says that the mere fact that there are flowers in the paintings is a symbol of the “elite globalist pedophilia” that the Obamas and Hillary Clinton are a part of. Because that’s a totally reasonable thing to say.

“That is one of the weirdest presidential portraits I have ever seen,” Corsi said. “It’s a bizarre picture.”

“It’s a reference to the loss of virginity in terms of a physical sense,” he added. “It’s a very physical reference to loss of virginity … This whole elite globalist pedophilia is a major theme that Q continues to remind us underlies a lot of these globalists that we are dealing with. The fact that they are sitting on flowers and the deflowering could be easily an image of the pedophilia that they’re engaging in or the slavery pedophilia, you know, tend your gardens everybody, their slave gardens.”

Sometimes I ask, to myself or to others, “Could they possibly get any more ridiculous?” They never fail to rise to the challenge.

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