Coach Dave Doesn’t Like Black Christians

Coach Dave Doesn’t Like Black Christians February 16, 2018

“Coach” Dave Daubenmire has really been revealing his inner bigotry over the last few months, starting with his anti-Semitism and now his racism as well. He says he’s had it up to here with black Christians who voted for that “Muslim freak” Obama.

I am sick and tired of allowing black people to call themselves Christians and they’re just black!” Daubenmire screamed. “I’m tired of it! I’m tired of it!”

“You go to a black Christian and ask them how they could vote for Barack Obama, the most pro-abortion president in the history of America, the guy who put the White House in rainbow colors when they legalized sodomite marriage,” he continued. “How you, as a black man, can support that guy. Why? Because he is one of them.”

“Racial relations were probably on the mend here in America until we elected that quasi-Muslim freak, Barack Obama,” Daubenmire bellowed, as he proceeded to blame Obama for the recent shooting of two police officers in Ohio.

“You tell me that Barack Obama and eight years of race, race, race, didn’t deep inside that guy, have an impact on him killing cops?” he said. “I’m sick of it!”

Dave, Dave, Dave. Try some decaf, buddy. Then try actually thinking. Wait, you probably aren’t capable of that. None of this is surprising anymore. This is the guy who came out a few months ago against interracial marriage because “multiculturalism” is “spiritual AIDS and has brought an infection into what was once a great Christian American culture.” And now I have Tom Lehrer’s song I Wanna Go Back to Dixie in my head:

I wanna walk with Southern gentlemen, and put that white sheet on again
I ain’t seen one good lynching in years

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