Taylor: Demons are Manifesting to Attack Trump

Taylor: Demons are Manifesting to Attack Trump July 9, 2018

Firefigher-turned-con man Mark Taylor is still ranting for my amusement. His latest bit of idiocy is to claim that literal demons are now manifesting, appearing to be human, to attack Donald Trump. Why? Because — stop me if you’ve heard this one before — he’s about to break up that global pedophile conspiracy run by Hillary Clinton. Any day now. *looks at watch* Yep, any day…

“It’s like some of these people are not even human,” Taylor said. “It’s like their DNA has been changed to the point to where it’s just pure out evil … These are literally demons that are manifesting right now. These are not humans that are manifesting, these are demons that are manifesting with this stuff.”…

Taylor told Zilinsky’s audience to rest assured that “there is a plan in place” for Trump’s government to sweep up all of these people in mass arrests but advised listeners to prepare themselves for the horrifying revelations that are sure to follow.

“I’m warning people now, you’d better be prepared because when it does break loose, it’s going to be like nothing we’ve ever experienced before,” he said. “Because when they start talking about the cannibalism, eating kids, sacrificing children, when they start talking about all of this in detail and who was involved, it’s going to blow people’s minds.”

Okay, fess up. Which ones of you are literal demons pretending to be human? You can’t lie about it. It’s like that myth that if you ask a cop if he’s a cop, he has to tell you the truth. Come clean. You’ll feel better if you do. Even demons have feelings and want to be loved. Don’t worry, we’re mostly atheists here, so we accept you as you are. You can still play our reindeer games, I promise.

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