Christian Con Man Disproves Global Warming

Christian Con Man Disproves Global Warming July 16, 2018

Christian con man Rodney Howard-Browne, who meets with Trump at the White House and lays hands him (presumably not in the same way Trump likes to lay hands on women), has conclusively disproven every climatologist in the world in a sermon delivered at his church this past weekend. Take this, you “liberals” with your fancy “science.”

“Most people who talk about global warming have no clue what they are talking about,” he said. “That’s all a total fabrication and garbage. The earth is actually not heating, it’s actually cooling, sorry to tell you, because everything functions off the activity of the sun. Right now the sun’s activity is at a minimum and that is what they call a Grand Solar Minimum.”

Howard-Browne said that magnetic solar winds are reacting with the earth’s core, causing earthquakes and volcanic eruptions, adding that world leaders are pushing the false narrative about global warming because it is an excuse to impose a global tax to fund their one-world government.

“I’ve got news for you, the ice caps are not melting,” he said. “In actual fact, the arctic ice is at an all time high right now. You say, ‘Why do you say that?’ Because I have Eskimo friends. I talk to my Eskimo friends probably three times a week. Some will say, ‘The polar bears are dying.’ They are not dying. There are more polar bears … they don’t even know what to do with the polar bears; he texted me and said, ‘I’m looking at a polar bear through my window right now.’”

Silly me, thought we did science through experiments and published the data in journals and such. All we had to do is find an anonymous Eskimo, or a voice in a con man’s head, and would negate all the data in the world. Don’t you feel stupid now, all you people who spent years getting PhDs and working in labs and publishing papers? Don’t you feel silly having spent all that time gathering that satanic “data”? You should. Checkmate, atheists!

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