Jones Goes Over the Top on Mueller

Jones Goes Over the Top on Mueller July 24, 2018

You can tell how much the Trumpistas fear Robert Mueller by seeing how ridiculous the accusations against him get. Universally viewed as a fine public servant across the political spectrum before being named to head the Trump/Russia investigation, now the tribal right has made him public enemy #1. Check out what Alex Jones is now accusing him of:

ALEX JONES (HOST): That’s the thing, is like, once it’s [special counsel Robert] Mueller, everyone’s so scared of Mueller, they’d let Mueller rape kids in front of people, which he did. I mean, Mueller covered up for a decade for [Jeffrey] Epstein kidnapping kids, flying them on sex planes, some kids as young as seven years old reportedly, with big perverts raping them to frame people. I mean, Mueller is a monster, man. God, imagine — he’s even above the pedophiles, though. The word is he doesn’t have sex with kids, he just controls it all. Can you imagine being a monster like that? God.

People say, “Well, God, aren’t you scared of him?” I’m scared of not manning up. I’m constantly in fear that I’m not being a real man, and I’m not doing what it takes, and I’m not telling the truth. And so, call it whatever you want, I look at that guy, and he’s a sack of crap. That’s a demon I will take down, or I’ll die trying. So that’s it. It’s going to happen, we’re going to walk out in the square, politically, at high noon, and he’s going to find out whether he makes a move man, make the move first, and then it’s going to happen. It’s not a joke. It’s not a game. It’s the real world. Politically. You’re going to get it, or I’m going to die trying, bitch. Get ready. We’re going to bang heads. We’re going to bang heads.

When he said that last part, he acted like he was shooting a gun. Because that’s a totally stable “real man” kinda thing to do, isn’t it? Perhaps he was just all hopped up on chili, as he claimed in court a few months ago.

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