Taylor: Trump Used Weather Control Tech to Downgrade Florence

Taylor: Trump Used Weather Control Tech to Downgrade Florence September 28, 2018

Mark Taylor, the firefighter who redefined himself as a Christian con artist and self-declared “prophet,” says that Donald Trump downgraded Hurricane Florence through the use of secret weather control technology. Wait, I thought that was the Illuminati or Soros that had such technology? Silly rabbit, expecting consistency from these crackpots.

“Yes, they have the technology to create hurricanes and steer ’em,” Taylor insisted. “It was a [category] four or five coming in, this thing was coming in hot but then God said, ‘Not.’ I think it’s two-fold: one, I think that the army of God is doing its job and warring against this thing, but what we have to realize is that there is technology behind this, Sheila, we’ve got to get to the root. We’ve got to be praying against the technology behind this, the weather stuff. They have the technology to create these storms, earthquakes, all of this stuff.”

“If you noticed yesterday, we had 13 observatories worldwide went down, their cameras went down,” Taylor added. “That’s a little strange, don’t you think? And all of a sudden this thing gets downgraded to a [category] one? So I’m thinking that maybe the president and the white hats were sending a message to the cabal that you’re no longer in control, that we now are controlling this. So I’m wondering if they somehow went into this storm—technology-wise, so they couldn’t see it with the cameras from the observatories—and kind of took this thing down a little bit.”

A Google search shows that there was no such outage of 13 observatories. He seems to have withdrawn that one from his rectal cavity, though how he got it around his head will likely remain a mystery. Wingnuts: Making stuff up for 2000 years.

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