Kat Kerr Accuses God of Voter Fraud

Kat Kerr Accuses God of Voter Fraud October 29, 2018

The completely unhinged “weather warrior,” Kat Kerr, is unwittingly accusing God himself of voter fraud. In a video, she said that God is going to vote Republican in the midterm elections. It’s not clear which congressional district he resides in, but I’m sure it’s in the Bible belt, so it’s at least a redundant vote.

“God is going to vote Republican,” Kerr declared. “He’s the one who helped get Trump in office. That was a miracle of the ages. You know what? Jesus is also involved in this … We don’t want to step back into what we had before, which was no life at all. The way the Democrats have been running their system for years made us lose million of jobs, people lost their homes, they lost hope, there was so much violence in the streets, there was threatened violence all the time, our money was given to our enemies. We don’t want to go there again. We want to go forward. Vote Republican.”

Okay, I’m going to need to see some proof of existence and citizenship, please. And no, a phone bill in God’s name will not do it. We need photo ID. And no, a still frame of a burning bush is not going to satisfy that requirement.

Oh, and that wasn’t the end of the stupid either. Get this:

“I happen to have heard from a very reliable source, they’ve had people sort of undercover checking out the Democratic Party,” Kerr said. “They’ve changed the name of their party … Their new name—because before they kind of hid what they were doing—now, they’re just throwing it all, they’re the Democratic Socialist Party of America.”

And yet somehow she’s the only person to know this. Her and the voice in her head who allegedly told her that. I suppose it would be folly to ask for actual evidence; if evidence mattered to her or her followers, we would never have heard of her.

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